{"product_id":"canine-carolers-christmas-card-9336","title":"Canine Carolers Christmas Card - 9336","description":"Front: Whoa, whoa—Let's start over. Winston, the lyrics are not \"I saw mommy sniffing Santa's crotch.\" — I've been singing it wrong for years.\nInside: Merry Christmas!\n\nFeaturing artwork by Scott Metzger.\n\nFunny greeting cards that bring on the laughter! Celebrate life's moments with relatable humor, sarcastic one-liners, and clever puns. Featuring bold cartoon-style illustrations and laugh-out-loud punchlines, every design delivers the comedy.\n\nMade in the USA, each 5\" x 7\" greeting card is printed in vibrant full color inside and out and includes a coordinating color envelope.","brand":"Oatmeal Studios","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50457458999553,"sku":"9336","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0611\/0786\/3809\/files\/782c1c37339a11aeb6964083bb7ea196107d89b2a7f79f1c15f56127b15deff3.png?v=1790891061","url":"https:\/\/www.themirroredpast.com\/products\/canine-carolers-christmas-card-9336","provider":"The Mirrored Past","version":"1.0","type":"link"}